A Guide to Women

I thought the world should gain access to my 2007 brain, here it is.

K it's easy.

Girls fall into three categories for guys:

1. A Chick, otherwise known as a girl. No disrespect is meant. In context sentence: My sister is the coolest chick in the world.

2. A Trick, good-looking daughter of God that won't go out with him, or date him more seriously. In most cases each guy actually has three to four tricks that he is chasing. This term is implemented when the guy is frustrated with the way things are going and he feels as though things won't progress to the level desired. 9 times out of 10 you sly girls have just used the guy repeatedly for the free food and ok conversation. Sometimes you are mean and just enjoy the fact that someone likes you and you don't want to give that up. Not cool...not cool. In context sentence: I took that trick out 8 times and I have no idea what else to do.

3. A Switch, a girl that thinks she's hot. Sometimes actually is semi-good looking but her knowing that makes her unattractive. They are passionately hated. Sometimes they actually initiate conversation with guys and then run to their girlfriends and act all bent out of shape because that guy over there just hit on them. May switches die slow deaths with the cancer received from the constant orange glow they have in December. In context sentence: That stupid switch ended up being friends with that trick who stole that wallet from that one chick. Jk the real in context sentence: That switch hit on me, gave me her number and then never texted me back.

Now you know. It's up to you to dictate which category you fall into with which guy. May you choose your category carefully for once you are labeled by a guy...you are always known by that title.